Portraits of Collinwood: Humor

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Quentin Collins Training Video
By Scarlett

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The Quentin Collins Strangling Training Video

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Wondering how to get that nice grip on a special someone??? Trying to test your Strangling techniques only to be hopelessly humiliated by a half strangled victim? In Jail because of it (if so we are sorry that we cannot help you)? Well then this is the video for you, straight from Quentin Collins himself, you can learn how to grip, hold & keep hold. Learn various ways to go in for the throat (i.e. from the side, back etc.), how long you should strangle them & various reasons why you should do this in the first place. Also learn tips & tricks to be effective & quick (well, lets face it. Semi-Quick, you are strangling someone after all). And as a special Bonus you even learn how to make a quick getaway just in case.....

Yes now you can own this great video for the introductory price of

$14.95.......

But wait! (why do they always say that???)

you can also get this nifty rope with this video absolutely FREE! Yes, you heard right, the video & the rope for only $14.95!

Hurry & call now!

1-800-STRANGLE

NOTE: We are not responsible for any harm this video may cause.

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