Parody
of "The Monster Mash" by Bobby 'Boris' Pickett
Dr. Lang was working in
the lab late one night,
when his eyes beheld an eerie site,
when Adam rose from his slab and began to rise,
suddenly to my surprise...
{he did the mash}
He did the Collinwood Mash
{he did the mash}
and it's a Eagle Hill Cemetery smash
{he did the mash}
and it caught on with all the spooks in a flash
{he did the mash}
He did the Collinwood mash.
From Lang's laboratory in the old house basement,
to the Collinwood Estate where the vampire feasts,
the ghouls all came from there rooms in the West Wing,
to get a dose from Dr. Hoffman's Sedatives...
{he did the mash}
He did the Collinwood Mash
{he did the mash}
and it's a Eagle Hill Cemetery smash
{he did the mash}
and it caught on with all the spooks in a flash
{he did the mash}
He did the Collinwood mash.
The speechless zombies
where having fun,
the party... had just begun,
the guest included the werewolf Quentin,
Barnabas and his doctor friend Julia.
{aoooo}
The scene was rocking,
everyone was jumping from Widow's Peak to the ground,
Nicholas calls Maggie and beckons his hell hounds,
Willie the coffin robber was about to arrive,
but Petofi lent a hand and was now crypt keeper -- fine...
{they did the mash}
they played the Collinwood mash
{they did the mash}
It was a Eagle Hill Cemetery smash
{they did the mash}
It caught on with all the spooks in a flash
{they played the mash}
they played the Collinwood mash.
Out from his coffin in the
Basement of the Old House,
Barn's voice did ring,
seems he was troubled by just one thing,
open the lid and shook his cane and said,
"Whatever happened to my Old House twist?!?"
{It's now the mash}
It's now the Collinwood mash
{the Collinwood mash}
and it's a Eagle Hill Cemetery smash
{it's now the mash}
and it attracted all the spooks in a flash
{it's now the mash}
It's now the Collinwood mash.
Now everything is cool,
Barn's a part of the family,
and the Collinwood mash is the hit of Maine,
now for the residents of Collinsport this mash was meant too,
when you get to the Collinwood foyer tell them Judah's Head sent
you...
{then you can mash}
Then you can Collinwood mash
{then you can mash}
and you Liz and Rogers graveyard smash
{then you can mash}
you'll find a supernatural being in a flash
{then you can mash}
Then you can Collinwood mash
{aoooo, aooooo, aoooooo}..........
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