Introducing
the new make-up & styling line by:
The Hanley Corporation
Evan's
Facial Scrub
Loose
skin? Then we have the stuff for you! The new Evan Facial Scrub
will wash all your loose skin away! Zap!
All gone! You will never have to worry about
those embarrassing moments in public again!
Only
$58.95 an ounce!
The
Hanley Hand Cream
Is
your hand looking a little dry lately? Are you embarrassed
because other people can see the veins on
the top of your hand? Does your hand look 248 years
old? Well then buy this cream now & smooth all your cares
away!!!
The
Evan Hanley Facial Mask
Is
your face crumply? Do people not recognize you anymore??? Well,
we are very sorry about that :( But we may
be able to help with the bran new Evan product!
This facial mask will stretch your skin to it's natural firmness
once again! Yes, with this facial mask you can
even look like there never was a curse
placed upon you!
Hanley
Mascara
Is
your eye popping out? Is it a little to noticeable? Well then
take some attention off those white eyes
with some mascara so that they can look more balanced!
Yes, even men can wear this fantastic product!
Hanley
Whitening Toothpaste
Are
your teeth showing through your lips? Well, that is can be very
embarrassing....even more so when they are
Yellow! This is guaranteed to whiten your
pearly whites...in seconds!
The
Hanley Toupee's for men
Bald
Spots? Missing hair? Well, we have a solution (of coarse!). This
toupee will look natural & real, no
one will ever guess that it is totally fake! We even
sell them with those stylish white streaks! By glue on sideburns
to go with it & get a special discount
price!
Also
available: Goatees, Bears, Mustaches & more!
*Note:
Glue may be harmful to skin. Use -only- if you really want to.
Facial
Lotion
Cracked
skin? This product will help you out then, not only will it
replenish your dried & cracked skin.....it
clears up acne as well! Yes, this will
defiantly help you out!
*Warning:
Daily use of this product may cause serious skin problems later
in life.
Look
at a store near you for more of these great new products!
***We
are not responsible for any harm that you may come to using our
products, or as Mr. Evan Hanley once put it,
"I want nothing more to do with you."
Thanks! ***
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