Portraits of Collinwood: Humor

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Top Ten Things You Won't See At Collinwood
By Donna Cole (aka Julianka)

10) Elizabeth wearing blue jeans

9) Barnabas walking to Collinwood at high noon (unless Julia has cured him)

8) Angelique "apologizing" for being wicked

7) Roger saying, "No thank you" to a glass of brandy, "I'd rather have kool-aid"

6) Davis saying to Vicki, "I'd love to do my homework now," instead of snooping around at the old house.

5) Snow falling at Collinwood

4) David Collins building a snowman

3) Julia saying, "no thank you", to a cigarette..."got any bubble gum?"

2) Quentin playing solitaire, instead of listening to "Quentin's Theme" on the gramophone.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING YOU WON'T SEE AT COLLINWOOD IS........

1) Barnabas Collins wearing a tu-tu at the annual masquerade party.....

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