Portraits of Collinwood: Humor

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Top Ten Things You Won't See At Nicholas Blair's House
By Donna Eubanks

10) Nicholas Blair buying girls scout cookies

9) Nicholas leaving Donamarie alone in a room with Quentin Collins

8) Nicholas leaving Donamarie alone in a room with any man under 70, living or dead

7) Nicholas forgiving Angelique for disobeying him

6) Nicholas refusing deviled eggs and ham

5) Nicholas leaving on vacation without his "magic mirror", "don't leave home without it".

4) Nicholas singing Christmas carols

3) Nicholas taking his "angel" to McDonalds

2) Nicholas going to church on Sunday morning

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING YOU WILL NEVER SEE OR HEAR AT BLAIR HOUSE IS....

1) Nicholas telling his angel, Donamarie... "no not tonight.. I've got a headache."

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