*A look inside the Mind of
Barnabas Collins for one Day*
It's
been an hour. I wonder what kind of disasters are happening
while I am in my Coffin...
What
is Julia Doing? No doubt it's something disastrous that I will
have to deal with
tomorrow...
Darn! I
forgot to brush my fangs....
I wish
that I had a little more leg room in here....
Alabama,
Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut
(duh-duh-duh), Delaware, Florida,
Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana.....
If
I could only find a good camouflage to put over my coffin I
wouldn't have to keep moving
it around every time someone comes into the basement...
I
wonder if Wal-Mart would carry that?
Maybe
Target?
Since
I burned a hole in my last smoking jacket when that dang candle
fell on me I might want to
pick a new one up while I am there....
Wal-Mart
carries smoking jackets... surely?
I
wonder if there is someway I can sleep the sleep of the undead
*and* smoke a ciggy at the
same time....
....Iowa,
Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine (whoo-hoo!), Maryland,
Massachusetts,
Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska,
Nevada.....
I
wonder if the Leviathan Alter in made of Sandstone....
Sandstone...sheesh,
what am *I* thinking?
....New
Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina,
North Dakota, Ohio, *sigh*
Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina,
South Dakota Tennessee, TEXAS...............
Will
have to buy some mints tomorrow since I didn't brush my
Fangs.....
Hope I
don't get a Cavity....
Then I
would have to go to the Dentist....
*That*
would be an interesting visit....."Doctor, I have
retractable fangs and I
think one of them has a cavity...."....
Maybe
the Leviathan alter is made of Sandstone...that would certainly
account for it's
disintegration......
....Utah,
Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia,
Wisconsin.....(Yes, last
one!)...Wyom---
All
right! Who's opening my Coffin *this* time!?!?
---ing....
*The
End of a look a Barn's mind in one night*
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